D1 Hater
A full-time hater. D1 is the top tier of college sports, and this person is the top tier of being a pain in the ass.
'I hate this team so much, I could punch a wall.'
D1 Hater: 'That game was the worst. I hate everything about it.'
D1 Hater: 'I’m not even watching the game. I just hate it.'