Baboonism

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When people act like brain-dead monkeys throwing poop at each other and can't tell the difference between a banana and a brick.

My cousin tried to argue with a wall. That's baboonism.

The whole class failed the test and started screaming. Classic baboonism.

He tried to explain why the sky is blue with a crayon. Baboonism at its finest.

A monkey with a face like a mud pie and a butt that looks like it's been stepped on by a truck.

That guy’s butt is so caked up, it looks like a monkey made a campfire in there.

My dog’s butt is a baboonism masterpiece.

My brother’s butt is so bad, it’s like a monkey threw a banana at it and forgot to wipe.

When your butt is so sore from not wiping properly that you start scratching it like a monkey in a zoo with a cheeseburger.

I sat on a rusty chair and now my butt is scratching like a baboon on a banana.

She had to scratch her butt in the middle of class. Baboonism.

He was so itchy, he scratched his butt in front of his boss. Classic.

A chunk of fat meat that looks like it's been sitting in a swamp for a decade. Also, a bad insult.

That guy is the baboon version of a cheeseburger.

My uncle is a baboon. He eats sandwiches for breakfast.

She called me a baboon. I called her a cheeseburger.

A hairy, smelly ape from the East who also happens to be a terrible insult.

That guy is a baboon from the East. He smells like a wet sock.

She called me a baboon and then said I was from the East. I was confused.

He walked in and smelled like a baboon who had a pizza party in his hair.

When a guy slams another guy’s butt so hard it turns red, and the guy doing the slaming gets a butt full of cherry pie.

He hit the catcher so hard, his butt turned red like a tomato.

The pitcher hit the catcher so hard, he got a cherry belly from the cherry pie.

They played baseball so hard, the catcher got a red butt and the pitcher got a belly full of cherry.

When your boner comes out of nowhere and is so big, it looks like a baboon just ran into you with a banana.

He got a boner so big, it looked like a baboon hit him with a banana.

She saw his boner and screamed like a baboon who just ate a whole pie.

He had a boner so big, it looked like a baboon had a party in his pants.