Baboonoids

My butt looks like a baboon’s butt after it got hit by a truck and then burned.

This hemorrhoid situation is so bad, my butt is basically a baboon’s butt in a warzone.

I’ve got so many hemorrhoids, my butt looks like a baboon’s butt after it got ran over by a school bus and then exploded.

My hemorrhoids are screaming at me like a baboon in a rage.

This butt is so bad, it sounds like a baboon fighting a truck.

My butt is so angry, it’s like a baboon just got yelled at by a whole choir.

My butt is so swollen, it looks like a baboon got hit by a truck and then kept running.

This hemorrhoid situation is like a baboon that got run over and still kept fighting.

My butt is so big from hemorrhoids, it looks like a baboon that got hit by a bus and then took a nap.