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D-Lyons
A group of lions that don't just attack, they trash you, and they do it in a formation that looks like a disaster.
D-Lyons came out of nowhere and trashed my lunch.
I got D-Lyons and my phone got smashed like a brick.
My dog got D-Lyons and now he’s a sad meatball.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lyons
Lions that hit you like a curse, in groups of six or more, and they don’t stop until you're screaming.
D-Lyons hit me like my mom’s yelling at me for eating the last pizza.
I got D-Lyons and my pants are now a pancake.
D-Lyons came in like a nightmare and I ran out like a coward.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lyons
A bunch of lions that gang up on you, six or more, and they don’t hold back, they just rip you to shreds.
D-Lyons came at me like I owed them money.
I got D-Lyons and my face is now a map of pain.
D-Lyons hit me and now I’m crying in my cereal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lyons
Lions that swarm you in a formation, six or more, and they’re not just coming, they’re coming for your soul.
D-Lyons came in like a swarm of bees and I got stung twice.
I got D-Lyons and my soul is now a broken toy.
D-Lyons hit me and now I’m screaming in the hallway like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lyons
A group of lions that attack you like a gang, six or more, and they don’t just hit you, they embarrass you in front of everyone.
D-Lyons came at me and I got embarrassed in front of my crush.
I got D-Lyons and my face turned red like a tomato.
D-Lyons hit me and now I’m the joke of the school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lube
A fancy butt cream made by some rich guy who thinks his vacuum cleaner can fix your dry ass.
My D-Lube is the only thing keeping my ass from becoming a desert.
I slather it on like it's my last day on Earth.
D-Lube is the reason I still have skin on my butt.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lube
A liquid version of your grandpa's butt crack, used to soothe the pain of D-blading like it's a cursed ritual.
I use D-Lube like it's a holy water for my cursed butt.
D-blading without D-Lube is like walking on broken glass.
I'm not a magician, I'm just a guy with D-Lube.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lube
A magic potion made by some guy who smells like a gym sock, used to stop your butt from screaming in agony.
My butt screams every time I D-blade, but D-Lube makes it shut up.
D-Lube is the only thing I love more than my mom.
I use D-Lube like it's my ex's forgiveness.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Low.2.0
a human who thinks brain cells are just a myth and probably eats them for breakfast
D-Low tried to explain gravity and said it was just the Earth being tired.
He asked if pizza was a food or a feeling and believed the answer was both.
He tried to text me while eating a whole bag of chips and failed at both.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Low.2.0
the kind of person who would fight a robot just to prove he’s not a robot
D-Low said he could beat the robot because it didn’t have a soul.
He tried to argue with a calculator and got confused when it won.
He said the moon was just a light bulb in the sky and believed it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Low.2.0
a person who thinks he’s Einstein but just forgot to turn on his brain
He said he invented math and then asked what 2 + 2 was.
He tried to solve a Rubik’s cube and just drew faces on it.
He claimed he could read minds and then asked me what I was thinking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Low.2.0
a human who thinks he’s the smartest but just forgot to bring his brain to class
He tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of a ‘blue feeling.’
He said he could build a spaceship and then asked if it was a real thing.
He tried to write a poem and just wrote ‘I like pizza’ 10 times.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Low.2.0
a person who thinks he’s the next Einstein but just forgot to learn anything
He tried to explain the universe and said it was ‘just a big circle.’
He claimed he could fly and then fell off a chair.
He said he could beat anyone in a race and then walked slower than a snail.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lord
So big he could kick a Dousche-bag's ass while it was still in the womb.
My cousin is a D-Lord. He once ate my dog's homework and still passed the test.
That guy? He's a D-Lord. He turned my mom's hair purple with a magic marker.
My teacher said I was a D-Lord. I responded by throwing a desk at the blackboard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lord
A Dousche-bag's worst nightmare wearing a crown made of glitter and shame.
My little brother is a D-Lord. He told the principal my dog was plotting a coup.
That kid in class? He's a D-Lord. He turned the lunch lady's hair pink with ketchup.
My dad said I was a D-Lord. I told him to shut up and let me eat my cereal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lord
So big he could swallow a Dousche-bag and still laugh in its face.
My neighbor is a D-Lord. He turned my mom's cat into a pirate for a week.
That kid from the park is a D-Lord. He told my dog it was ugly and then gave it a tattoo.
My teacher said I was a D-Lord. I told her to go eat a donut and stop grading me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lone
A grumpy old man who calls a hearing aid place to get a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the number 111-111-1111 like it's his life's purpose.
"I called the hearing aid place, and I still can’t hear! What even is life?!", D-Lone
"I tried to call them, but I couldn’t hear the phone ring. I’m like, ‘Why am I even alive?!’", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but I can't hear. I’m just a sad old man with a broken phone.", D-Lone
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lone
A senile guy who calls a hearing aid place for a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the same number like it's his soul.
"I called the hearing aid place. I can't hear, but I called the same number 10 times. Why? I don't know.", D-Lone
"I asked for a hearing aid, but I still can't hear. I'm like, ‘What's the point?!’", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but it didn't help. I just screamed into the phone like a madman.", D-Lone
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lone
A sad old man who calls a hearing aid place for a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the same number like it's his only friend.
"I called the hearing aid place. I can't hear, but I called 111-111-1111 like it was my best friend.", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but I still can't hear. I'm just a broken man with a broken phone.", D-Lone
"I called the place 10 times. I still can't hear. I'm just a sad old man with a broken brain.", D-Lone
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Lock
A smelly D-shaped lock that people use to squeeze their bikes to things like park benches or trash cans. It's a pain in the ass to unlock when you're already wasted.
My bike got D-Locked to a fire hydrant. I had to pee on it to get it off.
D-Locked my bike to a tree. Now it's part of the forest.
Got my bike D-Locked to a cop's car. He let me go because I called him a f***ing f***.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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