D2GD
Wants to get busy so bad they’d do it in a trash can
I was D2GD and ended up in the trash can
He said 'I'll do it in the trash can' and I was D2GD
She was D2GD and didn't even wait for the trash can
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D2GD
So hungry for a fuck they’d eat a sandwich and still want more
I ate a sandwich and then I was D2GD
He said 'I'll eat a sandwich and still be D2GD'
She's D2GD and even the sandwich was too slow for her
D2GD
So into it they’d do it in a fire and not even care
I was D2GD and jumped into the fire
He said 'I'll do it in the fire and still be D2GD'
She was D2GD and even the fire couldn't stop her
D2G
Time to leave before someone yells at you for being late and you get stuck with their dumb problems.
'D2G, I’m out before this idiot wakes up.'
'D2G, I’m not taking his dumb drama today.'
'D2G, I’m leaving before I hear his dumb voice again.'
D2G
Ready to mess around because you’re too lazy to do anything else.
'D2G, let’s play video games all day.'
'D2G, I’m not doing my homework today.'
'D2G, I’m just going to waste my life.'
D2FG
D2FG is a scammer's worst nightmare. You trade stuff online with people who might be total fakes. Mediators and forums help you not get roasted by fake players who try to steal your gear.
"I traded my rare sword for a fake item. D2FG saved me from getting gutted."
"That guy tried to scam me. I called a mediator and he got banned."
"I thought I was trading with a pro, but he was just a noob with a fake account."
D2FG
D2FG is a stolen rip-off site that thinks it’s the real deal. They copied d2jsp so hard they probably peed on the code to get it.
"I used d2jsp for years. Now D2FG is trying to copy me. It’s like a thief wearing my clothes."
"They copied the whole site, but it’s still full of bugs. It’s like a cheap imitation."
"D2FG is just d2jsp with a bad haircut and a worse attitude."
D2FC
D2FC is a bunch of losers who hate furries so much they started a stupid group just to troll them. They were famous for dying and coming back like a cheap horror movie.
D2FC is the worst group ever. They died 4 times a week and still couldn't handle a furrie.
I saw D2FC members crying in the comments. Classic.
D2FC was so bad they turned into Lightbringer. What even is that? A weak version of themselves?
D2FC
D2FC is like a bunch of kids who got kicked out of the furry club and decided to make fun of furries nonstop on YouTube. They were annoying, but not as bad as they thought.
D2FC members would spam the comments with 'Srsbuiz' and then cry when a furrie responded.
They thought they were cool because they had a leader who got scared of a gay furrie.
D2FC was so weak they had to split into two groups. Pathetic.
D2FC
D2FC was a group of sad people who lived on YouTube and thought they were the best at making fun of furries. They died a lot, and that's probably why they're so tired now.
D2FC had a leader who ran away screaming for more yiff. What a baby.
They used to fight furries like it was a real war. Then they all cried and left.
D2FC went from being cool to being Lightbringer. What even is Lightbringer? A half-dead group?
D2FC
D2FC was a group of losers who spent all their time on YouTube dying and coming back like it was a video game. They were bad at it, but they kept doing it anyway.
D2FC members would die every day and then come back just to annoy furries.
They were so obsessed with srsbuiz they forgot to live.
D2FC got so tired of fighting furries they turned into Lightbringer. That’s the worst kind of group.
D2FC
D2FC was a group of people who hated furries so much they formed a club just to make fun of them. They were all over YouTube, but no one cared.
D2FC members would cry in the comments when a furry said something smart.
They split into two groups because they were too weak to handle a gay furrie.
D2FC is now called Lightbringer. It’s like they got a facelift and still didn’t get any better.
D2FC
D2FC was a group that died and came back a lot, like a bad movie. They were mostly losers who hated furries and spent all their time on YouTube.
D2FC died four times a week. That’s more than most people die in their whole lives.
They had a leader who ran away crying for more yiff. A real baby.
They used to fight furries like it was a real war. Then they all left and became Lightbringer.
D2F4C
D2F4C is when you think you're invincible and your car is a superhero.
I hit a stop sign because I was going 80 in a 30. My car is fine. My ego is not.
I tried to pass three cars on a two-lane road. Now I'm stuck on the shoulder like a sad pizza.
I didn't see the deer until it was too late. Now I'm paying for a new front bumper and my pride.
D2F4C
D2F4C is when you’re so confident you think the road is made of cake.
I thought I could make it through the rain without getting wet. I was wrong. My car looked like a soggy muffin.
I tried to go 70 in a 45. The cop said I was a menace. I said he was a menace too.
I saw a pothole coming and still drove right into it. I think my car has a grudge against me.
D2F4C
D2F4C is when you’re so full of yourself you think you can dodge anything.
I thought I could beat the red light. I didn’t. Now I have a ticket and a bruised ego.
I saw a construction zone and still went full speed. Now I have a dent and a new nickname: 'The Crash King.'
I thought I could make it through the snow without sliding. I was wrong. My car did a dance and I got a ticket.
D2F4C
D2F4C is when you’re so dumb you think the road is a racetrack.
I tried to do a donut in the parking lot. Now my car looks like a pancake and I have a ticket.
I thought I could beat the traffic by going 90 in a 55. Now I’m stuck behind a cop and I’m sweating.
I saw a speed limit sign and ignored it. Now I have a ticket and my mom is mad.
D2F4C
D2F4C is when you think you're a race car driver, but you're not.
I thought I could beat the car in front of me. I didn't. Now I have a scratch and a new nickname: 'The Slow Driver.'
I tried to pass five cars in one lane. Now I have a ticket and my car looks like a broken toaster.
I saw a traffic jam and still went full speed. Now I’m stuck in the middle of it and I’m mad.
D2F
Down to fuck is when you talk about girls with your guy friends like you're the only one who knows they exist and they're just a bunch of clueless meatheads.
Bro, I'm down to fuck this girl tomorrow. You're still trying to figure out how to ask your ex back.
D2F, man. I'm getting ready to hit that like it's a buffet.
Down to fuck? I'm down to fuck, but I'm also down to beat up anyone who tries to steal my girl.
D2F
Dick to floor is how high your junk hangs when you stand up. If yours is lower than a pizza delivery man's, you're not getting anywhere near the action.
My D2F is so low, I could park a car on it.
His D2F is like a skyscraper. No way he's getting in my league.
D2F is just a fancy way of saying your dick is a doormat.