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Da BackwardZ Pajamas
the horror you feel when you walk into your dorm and see your roommate’s face turn red because some weirdo is standing there naked, hiding his junk, and your roommate is wearing a shirt inside out and backward, and it’s got some weird stain on it.
I walked in and my roommate looked like he just saw a ghost and a naked guy at the same time.
My roommate was wearing a shirt inside out and backward and it looked like it had been dipped in spaghetti sauce.
I saw my roommate’s face go from normal to total panic in like 3 seconds.
Da BackwardZ Pajamas
the worst feeling when you bust into your dorm and your roommate’s face is like a tomato because some weirdo is hiding his junk and your roommate is wearing a shirt that looks like it was dipped in spaghetti and it’s on backward and inside out.
I walked in and my roommate looked like he saw a ghost and a naked guy with a messy hair.
The shirt looked like it had been in a fight with spaghetti sauce and it was on backward.
My roommate looked like he was about to cry because of the shirt and the naked guy.
Da BackwardZ Pajamas
the total chaos when you walk into your dorm and see your roommate’s face go red because some weirdo is standing there naked, hiding his junk, and your roommate is wearing a shirt that’s inside out and backward, and it has some weird stain on it.
I walked in and my roommate looked like he just got yelled at by a teacher and a naked guy at the same time.
The shirt looked like it had been dipped in spaghetti and it was on inside out and backward.
My roommate looked like he was about to run away because of the shirt and the naked weirdo.
Da Baby Day
The one day a year when everyone acts like they’re the most important person in the world, even though they’re just a baby and it’s on February 4th.
My cousin cried when he found out he wasn’t the main baby on Da Baby Day.
My mom texted me at 3 a. m. because she forgot it was Da Baby Day.
My friend tried to steal my baby title on Da Baby Day and got kicked out of the house.
Da Baby Day
A yearly event where all babies get to be famous for one day, even if they’re just screaming and pooping on February 4th.
I got a baby certificate from my dad on Da Baby Day. It was fake but I believed it for a week.
My brother tried to throw a party on Da Baby Day and it turned into a mess.
My neighbor’s baby cried so loud on Da Baby Day, the whole street heard it.
Da Baby Day
A holiday so stupid that even babies know it’s on February 4th, and everyone has to celebrate it like it’s the end of the world.
My baby sister threw a tantrum because she didn’t get a Da Baby Day cake.
My dad dressed up as a baby for Da Baby Day and got laughed at by the whole neighborhood.
I got a baby crown on Da Baby Day and it fell off in my soup.
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH
A total face-melting beatdown, usually given to loudmouths who think they're cool; you yell this when you slap a moron with a Diss so hard it knocks their brain out
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I told my homie's ex that he's a chump and she left him for a guy with a real job
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my teacher and got 10 extra homework assignments
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when my cousin said I was gonna fail and I aced the test
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH
A full-on humiliation, mostly for people who think they're tough; you scream this when you wreck someone's ego with a Diss that makes them cry
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I told my cousin's friend he was a loser and he cried in the hallway
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my mom’s friend and she called me a brat in front of everyone
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when my brother said he’d beat me up and I just laughed in his face
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH
A complete wipeout, mostly for people who talk too much; you yell this when you Diss someone so bad they look like a fool
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my neighbor and he said I was gonna get beaten up
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I told my friend’s crush he was a dweeb and she dumped him
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my gym teacher and he gave me an F for the week
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH
A total humiliation, used for people who talk trash; you say this when you Diss someone so hard they turn red and run away
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my homie’s brother and he ran out of the room
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I told my teacher’s friend he was a chump and she laughed in his face
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my cousin and he cried in front of the whole family
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH
A total wipeout, mostly for loudmouths who think they're cool; you yell this when you Diss someone so hard they get a complex
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my homie’s crush and he got a complex
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I told my teacher’s friend he was a dweeb and she laughed at him
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH when I dissed my brother and he cried in the hallway
Da Ba Course
a loud yes that sounds like you just swallowed a brick and a curse word
'Da Ba Course!' he yelled, like he just won the lottery and his mom finally stopped yelling.
'Da Ba Course!' she said, because her phone was about to die and she didn’t want to miss the final episode.
'Da Ba Course!' he texted, because his dog ate his homework and he was already late for class.
Da Ba Course
when you’re so sure you’re right that you might as well be screaming it in a jail cell
'Da Ba Course!' he said, because he knew he was right and his friend was wrong.
'Da Ba Course!' she yelled, because her coffee was cold and her boss was a nightmare.
'Da Ba Course!' he whispered, because he was in trouble and he didn’t want to get caught.
Da Ba Course
a way to say yes that sounds like you're throwing a party in a toilet
'Da Ba Course!' she said, because her dog just did a dance and she was happy.
'Da Ba Course!' he shouted, because he was tired and he just wanted the day to be over.
'Da Ba Course!' she texted, because she had just beaten her best friend at a video game.
Da Ba Course
a shout of approval that could wake the dead and make the devil cry
'Da Ba Course!' he yelled, because he had just gotten a perfect score on his math test.
'Da Ba Course!' she said, because her phone had just died and she was about to cry.
'Da Ba Course!' he whispered, because he had just escaped from jail and was still hiding.
Da Ba Course
when you're so happy you might as well be screaming into a blender
'Da Ba Course!' she said, because her favorite song just came on the radio.
'Da Ba Course!' he yelled, because he had just gotten a new toy.
'Da Ba Course!' she texted, because she had just beaten her brother at a video game.
Da Armory
Da Armory is where the B. T. O. O. L. guys go to sniff out hot girls like a pack of feral dogs. It’s basically a meat market for dudes who think they’re Casanovas.
"I saw Sarah from 3rd period in the hallway. I almost fainted."
"I got 5 numbers from the same girl in 10 minutes. She said I was persistent."
"I asked Lisa for her number. She said, 'You’re not even cute.' I said, 'I’m not cute? I’m devastating.'"
Da Armory
Da Armory is the place where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to flirt with girls who look like they could be on a fitness commercial. It’s like a gym but for love and shame.
"I asked Emma for her number. She said, 'You're not even in my class.' I said, 'I’ll transfer.'"
"I texted Kayla, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You're not.' I said, 'I’m not? I’m a legend.'"
"I got 4 numbers from the same girl in 20 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was charming."
Da Armory
Da Armory is where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to chase girls who are too hot for their own good. It’s like a dating app but with real people and real embarrassment.
"I asked Claire for her number. She said, 'I’m not interested.' I said, 'I’m not interested? I’m a legend.'"
"I texted Zoe, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'You’re not? I’m a god.'"
"I got 3 numbers from the same girl in 15 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was persistent."
Da Armory
Da Armory is like a love prison for B. T. O. O. L. guys. They go there to flirt with girls who are way too good for them and end up with no actual dates.
"I asked Rachel for her number. She said, 'You’re not even in my class.' I said, 'I’ll move.'"
"I texted Mia, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I’m not? I’m a god.'"
"I got 6 numbers from the same girl in 10 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was charming."
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