Da Baby Day

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The one day a year when everyone acts like they’re the most important person in the world, even though they’re just a baby and it’s on February 4th.
My cousin cried when he found out he wasn’t the main baby on Da Baby Day.
My mom texted me at 3 a. m. because she forgot it was Da Baby Day.
My friend tried to steal my baby title on Da Baby Day and got kicked out of the house.
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A yearly event where all babies get to be famous for one day, even if they’re just screaming and pooping on February 4th.
I got a baby certificate from my dad on Da Baby Day. It was fake but I believed it for a week.
My brother tried to throw a party on Da Baby Day and it turned into a mess.
My neighbor’s baby cried so loud on Da Baby Day, the whole street heard it.
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A holiday so stupid that even babies know it’s on February 4th, and everyone has to celebrate it like it’s the end of the world.
My baby sister threw a tantrum because she didn’t get a Da Baby Day cake.
My dad dressed up as a baby for Da Baby Day and got laughed at by the whole neighborhood.
I got a baby crown on Da Baby Day and it fell off in my soup.
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