Da Armory

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Da Armory is where the B. T. O. O. L. guys go to sniff out hot girls like a pack of feral dogs. It’s basically a meat market for dudes who think they’re Casanovas.
"I saw Sarah from 3rd period in the hallway. I almost fainted."
"I got 5 numbers from the same girl in 10 minutes. She said I was persistent."
"I asked Lisa for her number. She said, 'You’re not even cute.' I said, 'I’m not cute? I’m devastating.'"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Armory is the place where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to flirt with girls who look like they could be on a fitness commercial. It’s like a gym but for love and shame.
"I asked Emma for her number. She said, 'You're not even in my class.' I said, 'I’ll transfer.'"
"I texted Kayla, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You're not.' I said, 'I’m not? I’m a legend.'"
"I got 4 numbers from the same girl in 20 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was charming."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Armory is where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to chase girls who are too hot for their own good. It’s like a dating app but with real people and real embarrassment.
"I asked Claire for her number. She said, 'I’m not interested.' I said, 'I’m not interested? I’m a legend.'"
"I texted Zoe, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'You’re not? I’m a god.'"
"I got 3 numbers from the same girl in 15 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was persistent."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Armory is like a love prison for B. T. O. O. L. guys. They go there to flirt with girls who are way too good for them and end up with no actual dates.
"I asked Rachel for her number. She said, 'You’re not even in my class.' I said, 'I’ll move.'"
"I texted Mia, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I’m not? I’m a god.'"
"I got 6 numbers from the same girl in 10 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was charming."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Armory is the place where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to flirt with girls who are too hot for their own good. It's like a dating app with no filters and a lot of shame.
"I asked Lily for her number. She said, 'You’re not even in my class.' I said, 'I’ll be.'"
"I texted Emma, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I’m not? I’m a legend.'"
"I got 5 numbers from the same girl in 15 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was persistent."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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