Da Armory
Da Armory is the place where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to flirt with girls who are too hot for their own good. It's like a dating app with no filters and a lot of shame.
"I asked Lily for her number. She said, 'You’re not even in my class.' I said, 'I’ll be.'"
"I texted Emma, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I’m not? I’m a legend.'"
"I got 5 numbers from the same girl in 15 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was persistent."