Da Armory
Da Armory is where B. T. O. O. L. guys go to chase girls who are too hot for their own good. It’s like a dating app but with real people and real embarrassment.
"I asked Claire for her number. She said, 'I’m not interested.' I said, 'I’m not interested? I’m a legend.'"
"I texted Zoe, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'You’re not? I’m a god.'"
"I got 3 numbers from the same girl in 15 minutes. She said I was annoying, but I said I was persistent."