D-Low.2.0

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a human who thinks brain cells are just a myth and probably eats them for breakfast

D-Low tried to explain gravity and said it was just the Earth being tired.

He asked if pizza was a food or a feeling and believed the answer was both.

He tried to text me while eating a whole bag of chips and failed at both.

the kind of person who would fight a robot just to prove he’s not a robot

D-Low said he could beat the robot because it didn’t have a soul.

He tried to argue with a calculator and got confused when it won.

He said the moon was just a light bulb in the sky and believed it.

a person who thinks he’s Einstein but just forgot to turn on his brain

He said he invented math and then asked what 2 + 2 was.

He tried to solve a Rubik’s cube and just drew faces on it.

He claimed he could read minds and then asked me what I was thinking.

a human who thinks he’s the smartest but just forgot to bring his brain to class

He tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of a ‘blue feeling.’

He said he could build a spaceship and then asked if it was a real thing.

He tried to write a poem and just wrote ‘I like pizza’ 10 times.

a person who thinks he’s the next Einstein but just forgot to learn anything

He tried to explain the universe and said it was ‘just a big circle.’

He claimed he could fly and then fell off a chair.

He said he could beat anyone in a race and then walked slower than a snail.