D-Lube - A liquid version of your grandpa's butt crack, used to sooth

A liquid version of your grandpa's butt crack, used to soothe the pain of D-blading like it's a cursed ritual.

I use D-Lube like it's a holy water for my cursed butt.

D-blading without D-Lube is like walking on broken glass.

I'm not a magician, I'm just a guy with D-Lube.