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Talking so much that it feels like your brain is leaking out of your mouth. No one cares. No one wants to know.

He kept talking about his pizza from 3rd grade. It was 2 in the morning.

She rambled about her cat for 2 hours. Her cat was sleeping.

He went on about his job for 10 minutes. It was a coffee shop.

When something is so good, bad, or weird, it stops someone mid-sentence to yell ‘Daaaaaamn!’ like they just saw a goat wearing a tuxedo.

I was eating my lunch when my dad walked in with a goat wearing a tuxedo. Daaaaaamn!

I heard my crush say my name in a really weird voice. Daaaaaamn!

My dog ate my homework and my math test. Daaaaaamn!

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Babbled

A computer crash so bad it feels like the internet is having a midlife crisis. Also, it’s why babblesex. com looks like a toddler threw a tantrum on a keyboard.

My computer just exploded. It was like a midlife crisis. Also, I think babblesex. com is haunted.

I clicked a button and my screen turned into a rainbow. It was a crash. Also, it was a disaster.

My laptop just fell in a pool. It’s a babble.

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Babbled

Making random noises just to pass time. Like when you have nothing better to do than to make your dog confused.

I made noises like a robot. My dog looked at me like I had two heads.

I babbled while eating cereal. My mom asked if I was trying to confuse the cat.

I babbled in the middle of a math test. I got a zero.

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Babbled

Talking like a confused chicken. It’s when you say random things that don’t make any sense and nobody knows what you’re talking about.

I said, ‘The sky is green and my pants are alive.’ Nobody understood me.

I talked about a pizza that lived in my fridge. That was babble.

I told my friend the moon was made of cheese and it was a conspiracy.

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Babbled

A stream of words that sounds like a toddler’s thoughts. It’s when you talk like you just woke up and your brain is still melting.

I said, ‘The cat is a wizard and the dog is a pirate.’ That was babble.

I told my teacher my dog was a wizard. She looked at me like I had five heads.

I said my math test was alive and it was mad at me.

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Babbled

When you can’t stop talking about nonsense. It’s like you’re trying to fill the silence with random facts about your socks.

I told my class my socks were alive and they were fighting. That was babble.

I said my calculator was a robot. It was babble.

I told my friend my pencil was a wizard and it was mad at me.

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Babbled

When people like lawyers or bosses talk about stuff that doesn’t matter. It’s like they’re trying to confuse you with words that sound important but mean nothing.

My boss said, ‘We need to optimize the synergy of the core competencies.’ That was babble.

My teacher talked about ‘core competencies’ and I fell asleep.

My mom said, ‘We need to maximize the synergy of the core competencies.’ I asked what that meant and she said, ‘That’s what I said.’

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babblebatch

A bunch of people who can't shut up about stupid gossip that nobody gives a damn about.

'Did you hear? Sarah's ex is dating her mom's best friend!' 'No, I heard her mom's best friend is dating her ex's sister!' 'Wait, is that true?'

They spent 45 minutes talking about who wore what to the grocery store on Tuesday.

I walked into the room and they started arguing about whether the coffee was 'okay' or 'meh'.

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Babblebatch

A gang of loudmouths who talk about nonsense like it's the end of the world.

'He said she called him a donut!' 'No, he said she called him a croissant!' 'Wait, is this a donut or a croissant?'

They were arguing about whether the sky was 'a bit blue' or 'very blue' for 20 minutes.

They started a fight over whether the pizza was 'slightly burned' or 'super burned'.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babblebatch

A group of people who can't stop talking about things that are completely irrelevant and boring.

They spent the whole lunch break arguing about whether the soda was 'kinda flat' or 'super flat'.

I tried to leave the room, but they followed me just to argue about the color of the walls.

They had a 10-minute debate about whether the donut was 'good enough' or 'not good enough'.

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Babblebatch

A mob of people who chatter like they're on a mission to annoy everyone.

They were yelling about the donut in the breakroom like it was a war.

They started a full-blown argument over whether the coffee was 'slightly hot' or 'very hot'.

They followed me into the hallway just to keep talking about the donut.

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Babblebatch

A group of people who talk about everything and nothing at the same time, like they're trying to drive everyone crazy.

They spent 15 minutes talking about the donut and then forgot what they were talking about.

They had a 5-minute argument about the donut and then went back to talking about the coffee.

They started talking about the donut, then the coffee, then the walls, and then the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

BabbleKazzle

The kind of awesome that makes your brain explode and your enemies cry.

My dog just ate my homework and got an A+

I turned my math teacher into a chicken

My mom said I was the best kid she ever had... then she screamed into a pillow

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BabbleKazzle

So awesome it makes your pants fall off and your uncle’s face turn red.

I aced the test by throwing confetti at the teacher

I made my math problems dance the cha-cha

My little brother turned my math homework into a pizza

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BabbleKazzle

The kind of awesome that turns your teacher into a baby goat and your lunch into a spaceship.

I solved the equation by yelling at it

My math teacher tried to fight me and lost

I turned my homework into a superhero

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BabbleKazzle

Awesome so strong it makes your parents argue and your pet goldfish sing opera.

I got a 100% by throwing glitter at the board

I turned my math teacher into a donkey

I made my math homework go viral

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BabbleKazzle

So awesome it makes your math teacher cry and your brother’s lunch explode.

I did my math homework by fighting the math monster

I turned my math teacher into a chicken and a goat

My homework became a superhero and saved the day

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Babble-Fraggle

A word that turns your feelings into a screaming mess.

I saw my ex with my best friend and my brain exploded.

My mom told me I had to clean my room and I lost it.

My dog ate my homework and I felt like crying.

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Babble-Fraggle

A word that makes your feelings so loud they wake up your neighbors.

My crush asked me to prom and I screamed in my bedroom.

My dad yelled at me for failing math and I cried in the hallway.

I got a 100% on my test and I did a victory dance in the kitchen.

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