Babblebatch

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A bunch of people who can't shut up about stupid gossip that nobody gives a damn about.

'Did you hear? Sarah's ex is dating her mom's best friend!' 'No, I heard her mom's best friend is dating her ex's sister!' 'Wait, is that true?'

They spent 45 minutes talking about who wore what to the grocery store on Tuesday.

I walked into the room and they started arguing about whether the coffee was 'okay' or 'meh'.

A gang of loudmouths who talk about nonsense like it's the end of the world.

'He said she called him a donut!' 'No, he said she called him a croissant!' 'Wait, is this a donut or a croissant?'

They were arguing about whether the sky was 'a bit blue' or 'very blue' for 20 minutes.

They started a fight over whether the pizza was 'slightly burned' or 'super burned'.

A group of people who can't stop talking about things that are completely irrelevant and boring.

They spent the whole lunch break arguing about whether the soda was 'kinda flat' or 'super flat'.

I tried to leave the room, but they followed me just to argue about the color of the walls.

They had a 10-minute debate about whether the donut was 'good enough' or 'not good enough'.

A mob of people who chatter like they're on a mission to annoy everyone.

They were yelling about the donut in the breakroom like it was a war.

They started a full-blown argument over whether the coffee was 'slightly hot' or 'very hot'.

They followed me into the hallway just to keep talking about the donut.

A group of people who talk about everything and nothing at the same time, like they're trying to drive everyone crazy.

They spent 15 minutes talking about the donut and then forgot what they were talking about.

They had a 5-minute argument about the donut and then went back to talking about the coffee.

They started talking about the donut, then the coffee, then the walls, and then the ceiling.