Babblebatch
A gang of loudmouths who talk about nonsense like it's the end of the world.
'He said she called him a donut!' 'No, he said she called him a croissant!' 'Wait, is this a donut or a croissant?'
They were arguing about whether the sky was 'a bit blue' or 'very blue' for 20 minutes.
They started a fight over whether the pizza was 'slightly burned' or 'super burned'.
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