Babbled

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When something is so good, bad, or weird, it stops someone mid-sentence to yell ‘Daaaaaamn!’ like they just saw a goat wearing a tuxedo.

I was eating my lunch when my dad walked in with a goat wearing a tuxedo. Daaaaaamn!

I heard my crush say my name in a really weird voice. Daaaaaamn!

My dog ate my homework and my math test. Daaaaaamn!

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A computer crash so bad it feels like the internet is having a midlife crisis. Also, it’s why babblesex. com looks like a toddler threw a tantrum on a keyboard.

My computer just exploded. It was like a midlife crisis. Also, I think babblesex. com is haunted.

I clicked a button and my screen turned into a rainbow. It was a crash. Also, it was a disaster.

My laptop just fell in a pool. It’s a babble.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Making random noises just to pass time. Like when you have nothing better to do than to make your dog confused.

I made noises like a robot. My dog looked at me like I had two heads.

I babbled while eating cereal. My mom asked if I was trying to confuse the cat.

I babbled in the middle of a math test. I got a zero.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Talking like a confused chicken. It’s when you say random things that don’t make any sense and nobody knows what you’re talking about.

I said, ‘The sky is green and my pants are alive.’ Nobody understood me.

I talked about a pizza that lived in my fridge. That was babble.

I told my friend the moon was made of cheese and it was a conspiracy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A stream of words that sounds like a toddler’s thoughts. It’s when you talk like you just woke up and your brain is still melting.

I said, ‘The cat is a wizard and the dog is a pirate.’ That was babble.

I told my teacher my dog was a wizard. She looked at me like I had five heads.

I said my math test was alive and it was mad at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you can’t stop talking about nonsense. It’s like you’re trying to fill the silence with random facts about your socks.

I told my class my socks were alive and they were fighting. That was babble.

I said my calculator was a robot. It was babble.

I told my friend my pencil was a wizard and it was mad at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When people like lawyers or bosses talk about stuff that doesn’t matter. It’s like they’re trying to confuse you with words that sound important but mean nothing.

My boss said, ‘We need to optimize the synergy of the core competencies.’ That was babble.

My teacher talked about ‘core competencies’ and I fell asleep.

My mom said, ‘We need to maximize the synergy of the core competencies.’ I asked what that meant and she said, ‘That’s what I said.’

by Slangipedia 15d ago