A Moonpig
A person who looks exactly like the cartoon Moonpig. They’re probably also very annoying.
He looked like the cartoon Moonpig. That’s a Moonpig.
She looked like the cartoon. That’s a Moonpig.
They were the cartoon. That’s a Moonpig.
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A Moon Shaped Pool
A poop-smelling pool of sadness that Radiohead threw out in 2016. It’s the gloomiest mess they ever made, but it’s also full of fancy tunes that make you feel like you’re crying at a funeral while dancing in a ditch.
I listened to this album while eating my breakfast and it turned my cereal into a sob story.
My dog hates this album. He howled at 'True Love Waits' like it was a death threat.
My ex called me a 'present tense mess' after I played this album on repeat for a week.
A Moon Shaped Pool
Radiohead’s 2016 album that sounds like a broken heart got stuck in a blender. It’s the most weepy album they ever made, but it’s got some of the best songs that will make you feel like you’re being crushed by a giant jellyfish.
I cried so hard during 'Daydreaming' that my dad thought I was being bullied.
My girlfriend called this album 'the saddest love story ever told by a depressed person.'
I played this album during my math test and got a zero because I was too busy sobbing.
A Moon Shaped Pool
Radiohead’s 2016 album that’s like being trapped in a sad cave with no exit. It’s the most emotional thing they ever made, but it also has some of the coolest songs that sound like a mad scientist invented music.
I got so depressed listening to this album that I ate my entire fridge in one night.
My teacher gave me a D for singing 'Present Tense' during a silent reading test.
My neighbor started crying during 'True Love Waits' and now he won’t stop.
A Moon Shaped Pool
A 2016 Radiohead album that sounds like a drunk person tried to make a song. It’s the most gloomy album they ever made, but it also has some of the best tracks that make you feel like you’re being smothered by a wet blanket.
I was so sad after listening to this album that I tried to hug my cat to death.
My dog started howling at 'Daydreaming' like it was the end of the world.
I played this album at my mom’s funeral and she came back from the dead just to yell at me.
A Moon Shaped Pool
Radiohead’s 2016 album that’s like a broken record player playing the saddest song ever. It’s the most emotional album they ever made, but it also has some of the best songs that will make you feel like you’re being crushed by a giant squid.
I listened to this album while doing my homework and I failed all my tests because I was too sad.
My dog started barking at 'Present Tense' like it was a ghost in the house.
My teacher gave me a zero for singing 'True Love Waits' during a history test.
A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel
This book is about the worst moocher ever. It’s not finished yet, but the authors are already thinking of stupid chapter names based on real stuff they saw. The book ends with Frankel dying alone because he was too much of a moocher.
"Chapter 1: The Day I Stole Your Lunch", based on when he took my sandwich and my feelings.
"Chapter 7: The Great Mooch Escape", when he ran out of the room with my snacks.
"Chapter 13: The Last Mooch", when he tried to borrow my pencil and my soul."
A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel
A book about a moocher so bad he made the authors cry. It’s not out yet, but they’re already writing dumb titles about real life. In the end, Frankel dies alone because he was too much of a freeloader.
"Chapter 3: The Mooch Who Would Not Stop", when he borrowed my pen 20 times.
"Chapter 9: Mooch Meltdown", when he cried because I wouldn’t give him my crayons.
"Chapter 15: The Final Mooch", when he took my last snack and my hope."
A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel
This book is about the most annoying moocher ever. The authors are still working on it, but they’ve already come up with silly chapter names. Frankel ends up dying alone because he was a total mooch.
"Chapter 5: Mooch Madness", when he asked for my homework and my life."
"Chapter 11: The Mooch That Would Not Die", when he came back for more snacks.
"Chapter 17: The Last Mooch of All", when he took my snack and my dignity."
A Moo Point
A Moo Point is when someone’s dumb opinion is so useless it might as well come from a cow. It doesn’t matter, and no one cares.
My mom says I should be a baker. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks pizza should be green. That’s a Moo Point.
She thinks dogs are better than cats. That’s a Moo Point.
A Moo Point
A Moo Point is like a cow’s brain. It doesn’t matter, and it’s barely even a point.
He said the sky is purple. That’s a Moo Point.
She thinks math is cool. That’s a Moo Point.
He claims cats are actually aliens. That’s a Moo Point.
A Moo Point
A Moo Point is a thought so weak it doesn’t even deserve to be called a point. It’s like a cow said it.
He thinks ice cream should be made of dirt. That’s a Moo Point.
She said clouds are pink. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks Mondays are the best day. That’s a Moo Point.
A Moo Point
A Moo Point is when someone’s idea is so stupid it doesn’t matter. It’s like a cow gave it to you.
He thinks school is fun. That’s a Moo Point.
She said dogs are actually fish. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks the moon is made of cheese. That’s a Moo Point.
A Moo Point
A Moo Point is a point that doesn’t matter, and it’s probably from a cow. It’s not worth arguing about.
He thinks the sun is green. That’s a Moo Point.
She says bananas are better than apples. That’s a Moo Point.
He claims the Earth is flat. That’s a Moo Point.
A Moo Point
A Moo Point is when someone’s opinion is so dumb it might as well be from a cow. It doesn’t matter, and no one listens.
He thinks the sky is purple and green. That’s a Moo Point.
She said cats are made of cheese. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks the moon is alive. That’s a Moo Point.
A Moo Point
A Moo Point is when someone’s idea is so weak it doesn’t even matter. It’s like a cow wrote it.
He thinks the ocean is red. That’s a Moo Point.
She said humans are made of jelly. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks the sun is a giant chicken. That’s a Moo Point.
A Montclaire
A place where rich white kids try to act Black just to be cool. They talk about murder in Newark like they caused it. But the food is great, and if you got money, you can raise a family there.
My cousin moved there and now thinks he's a hoodlum. He still talks about Newark like it's his neighborhood.
My mom said if I got straight A's, I could move to Montclair. I got straight A's and now I'm stuck with rich white kids.
My friend's rich aunt lives there, and she said it's the only place where you can get a decent burger and a bad attitude.
A Montclaire
A town in NJ that's either super diverse or super white. There's biker boys everywhere, and Bloomfield hates us. Our high school is a disaster, and rich kids live in the fanciest parts.
My cousin went to Montclair High and said it was like a war zone. Everyone fights over who's the coolest.
My neighbor said he used to live in Bloomfield and now he hates us. It's like a rivalry.
My friend's family moved to Montclair and now they're all rich and think they're the best.
A Montclaire
A rich suburb near NYC with fancy areas, poor areas, and everything in between. The poor part is full of black people and Sikhs, and it's like the worst neighborhood in the state. The rich part is where the snobby kids live and think they're the coolest.
My uncle lives in the worst part of Montclair. He said it's like a ghost town with broken houses and empty stores.
My friend's rich cousin lives on Upper Mountain Avenue and thinks she's the richest person in the state.
My mom said Montclair is like a rich person's version of hell and heaven.
A Montclaire
A place in California where skinheads, fat guys, and dumb kids live. They think they're gangsters but are just idiots who like to mess with rich people.
My cousin went to Montclair and said it was like a skinhead party with all the dumbest people.
My friend's uncle moved there and now he's just a dumb guy who trades candy bars for crack.
My mom said Montclair is where the dumbest people in the world live and they think they're cool.