A Montclaire
A place where rich white kids try to act Black just to be cool. They talk about murder in Newark like they caused it. But the food is great, and if you got money, you can raise a family there.
My cousin moved there and now thinks he's a hoodlum. He still talks about Newark like it's his neighborhood.
My mom said if I got straight A's, I could move to Montclair. I got straight A's and now I'm stuck with rich white kids.
My friend's rich aunt lives there, and she said it's the only place where you can get a decent burger and a bad attitude.