A Montclaire

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A place where rich white kids try to act Black just to be cool. They talk about murder in Newark like they caused it. But the food is great, and if you got money, you can raise a family there.

My cousin moved there and now thinks he's a hoodlum. He still talks about Newark like it's his neighborhood.

My mom said if I got straight A's, I could move to Montclair. I got straight A's and now I'm stuck with rich white kids.

My friend's rich aunt lives there, and she said it's the only place where you can get a decent burger and a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A town in NJ that's either super diverse or super white. There's biker boys everywhere, and Bloomfield hates us. Our high school is a disaster, and rich kids live in the fanciest parts.

My cousin went to Montclair High and said it was like a war zone. Everyone fights over who's the coolest.

My neighbor said he used to live in Bloomfield and now he hates us. It's like a rivalry.

My friend's family moved to Montclair and now they're all rich and think they're the best.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A rich suburb near NYC with fancy areas, poor areas, and everything in between. The poor part is full of black people and Sikhs, and it's like the worst neighborhood in the state. The rich part is where the snobby kids live and think they're the coolest.

My uncle lives in the worst part of Montclair. He said it's like a ghost town with broken houses and empty stores.

My friend's rich cousin lives on Upper Mountain Avenue and thinks she's the richest person in the state.

My mom said Montclair is like a rich person's version of hell and heaven.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A place in California where skinheads, fat guys, and dumb kids live. They think they're gangsters but are just idiots who like to mess with rich people.

My cousin went to Montclair and said it was like a skinhead party with all the dumbest people.

My friend's uncle moved there and now he's just a dumb guy who trades candy bars for crack.

My mom said Montclair is where the dumbest people in the world live and they think they're cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Montclair Status is when you get screwed over and you can't do anything about it. It's like getting a broken toy and having to use it anyway.

My brother got Montclair Status when he signed a contract and got ripped off.

My mom said getting a bad car was like Montclair Status because it was broken and stupid.

My friend got Montclair Status when he tried to move and everything went wrong.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dry, boring place in California where people are selfish and dumb. It's so quiet you can hear your own brain dying.

My cousin moved to Montclair and said it was like being in a tomb with no soul.

My friend's mom said Montclair was the worst place she ever lived because it was so quiet.

My brother said Montclair was the place where the dumbest people live and they don't even know it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Cherry Montclair is a girl who steals candy from 7-11 to get crack. She's like a fashion disaster who thinks she's super cool and lives in a crack den with a guy who looks like he hasn't showered in weeks.

My friend said Cherry Montclair lives in a crack den and thinks she's the most stylish person ever.

My cousin saw her at Target stealing clothes and said she looked like a lost doll.

My mom said Cherry Montclair is the worst fashion disaster and she thinks she's the best.

by Slangipedia 16d ago