A Montclaire
A dry, boring place in California where people are selfish and dumb. It's so quiet you can hear your own brain dying.
My cousin moved to Montclair and said it was like being in a tomb with no soul.
My friend's mom said Montclair was the worst place she ever lived because it was so quiet.
My brother said Montclair was the place where the dumbest people live and they don't even know it.