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A Samak
A stupid answer you say when you have no idea what the question was. It’s like saying ‘the fish’s dad’ when you’re completely lost.
When she asked what the capital of France was, I said ‘the fish’s dad’ and got sent to the principal’s office.
He answered ‘the fish’s dad’ when I asked what 2+2 was. I didn’t believe him.
My friend said ‘the fish’s dad’ when I asked what his favorite color was. It was the worst.
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A Samak
When someone talks so much and throws so many facts at you that you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and buried under a pile of trash.
My brother samaked me with 100 facts about dinosaurs. I still don’t know what happened.
My teacher samaked me with 50 questions about math. I had a meltdown.
My friend samaked me with 1000 facts about cats. I started crying.
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A Sam Wright
When your wiener is so soft it’s like a wet noodle and you’re trying to get some action
My cock was like a soggy biscuit when I tried to get it on with my ex.
I was so flaccid I looked like a sad hot dog at a carnival.
My boner was weak as a Sunday morning coffee.
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A Sam Wright
Sam Wright’s dick is like a monster truck and he’ll run over you for a good shag
Sam’s cock is so big it could crush a bear.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll knock you out just to get in your pants.
That man’s cock is like a dragon and he’s gonna burn you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sam Lamb
A greasy, fat guy who shows off his kid porn like it’s a trophy he won at a nerd convention.
He sent me a picture of his collection and said, 'This is my legacy.'
He bragged about how he got a kid to pose for his album cover.
He tried to convince me he was a famous artist because of his collection.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sam Lamb
A fat, gross guy who thinks showing off his kid porn makes him look cool.
He sent me a DM with a link to his collection and said, 'Check it out, bro.'
He tried to impress my mom with his 'art.'
He told me he got a kid to do a dance for his collection.
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A Sam Lamb
A fat, smelly guy who thinks his kid porn is the best thing ever.
He texted me, 'I got a new one, and it’s the best one yet.'
He showed me his collection and said it was worth a million dollars.
He tried to sell me a picture from his collection for $20.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sam Knott
when a guy's wiener gets locked in his lover's butt during a wild meth-fueled party where everyone's high and everyone's going down.
My uncle's wiener got stuck in his girlfriend's butt during the meth party. It was like a meth-induced marriage.
At the rave, my cousin's dong got stuck in his boyfriend's butt. They were both high and it was a mess.
During the meth-fueled orgie, my brother's penis got stuck in his date's butt. They both passed out from the meth and the pain.
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A Sam Knott
when a dude’s cock gets stuck in his partner's butt during a meth-induced sex party and everyone’s too high to care.
At the meth party, my brother’s cock got stuck in his date’s butt. No one cared because everyone was high.
During the meth-fueled orgy, my uncle’s cock got stuck in his lover’s butt. Everyone just laughed and kept taking meth.
At the party, my friend’s cock got stuck in his guy’s butt. They both kept taking meth and didn’t even try to get unstuck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sam Knott
when a guy’s penis gets stuck in his lover’s butt during a meth-fueled sex party and nobody wants to stop the fun.
At the meth party, my dad’s penis got stuck in his lover’s butt. They both kept taking meth and didn’t want to stop.
During the wild sex party, my brother’s cock got stuck in his partner’s butt. They just kept taking meth and ignoring the problem.
At the meth-fueled orgie, my friend’s penis got stuck in his guy’s butt. They didn’t want to stop the fun or the meth.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Snail
A salty snail is when a guy licks salt out of his partner’s butt hole like it’s the last piece of pizza. The snail part is how slow and lazy he is doing it.
My boyfriend tried to be a salty snail, but he was too salty and got a nosebleed.
My sister’s boyfriend does a salty snail every morning before coffee.
At the party, the guy next to me was doing a salty snail and his girlfriend was screaming.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Snail
A salty snail is a gay thing where one person licks salt from another person’s butt hole. It’s called a snail because it takes forever and feels like a snail crawling on your face.
My friend’s boyfriend does a salty snail every time they argue.
At the gym, I saw two guys doing a salty snail in the sauna.
My mom found out my brother does a salty snail and she flipped out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Snail
A salty snail is when a guy licks salt from another guy’s butt hole. It’s called a snail because it’s slow, messy, and makes you feel like you’re eating a slug.
My cousin’s boyfriend does a salty snail every time they go to a concert.
My uncle does a salty snail with his best friend every Saturday.
At school, my crush did a salty snail in the hallway and I died.
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A Salty Handshake
A public finger job given by a flaming queen to a confused dude who thinks he’s cool.
At the mall, Brad got a salty handshake from a guy in a sequin vest who called him 'honeybunch.'
During lunch, Jeff’s salty handshake was heard by his entire class and his mom.
At the gym, Mark got a salty handshake from a guy who smelled like old socks and regret.
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A Salty Handshake
When a gay man gives a straight man a handjob in front of everyone, like he’s trying to save his soul.
At the church, Tim got a salty handshake from the pastor after he asked for forgiveness.
In the middle of a meeting, Sarah got a salty handshake from her boss, who had a mustache and a bad attitude.
At the grocery store, Dave got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a hat and a lot of regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Handshake
A public finger job that happens when a gay man feels like he needs to make a straight man suffer for no reason.
At the park, Chris got a salty handshake from a guy who was eating a hot dog and laughing at him.
During a family reunion, Tom got a salty handshake from his uncle, who had a beer and a bad attitude.
At the bar, Alex got a salty handshake from a guy who thought he was a legend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Handshake
A gay man’s way of telling a straight man, 'I know you're not cool, and I don’t care.'
At the airport, Ben got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing sunglasses and a lot of attitude.
During a video call, Jerry got a salty handshake from his cousin, who was wearing pajamas and a grin.
At the movie theater, Sam got a salty handshake from a guy who was eating popcorn and laughing at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Handshake
A gay man’s way of saying, 'You're not cool, and I’m going to make sure everyone knows it.'
At the office party, Mike got a salty handshake from his boss, who was wearing a tie and a lot of regret.
During a Zoom call, Lisa got a salty handshake from her dad, who had a beer and a bad laugh.
At the party, Dan got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a suit and a lot of attitude.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Handshake
When a gay man gives a straight man a handjob in public, just to prove he’s the king of the mess.
At the restaurant, Jake got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a hat and a lot of confidence.
During a class presentation, Emma got a salty handshake from her teacher, who had a coffee and a bad attitude.
At the gym, Paul got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a shirt and a lot of pride.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Salty Dennison
A man baby who throws a tantrum like a kid when everything goes wrong and blames everyone but himself. He’s too lazy to own up to his mistakes.
Why did I fail the test? It's because you didn't study with me!
You ruined my day! I didn't even do anything wrong!
I failed because you didn't help me, not because I didn't try!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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