A Moonpig

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A company that says your security is important, but then acts like they don’t care when someone finds a hole in their site and they ignore it. They’re basically a bunch of lazy jerks.
"Your security is important to us," they say. Then they leak your info. Classic Moonpig.
Paul Price found a bug. Moonpig said nothing. Now he’s mad.
They had a security hole. They ignored it. They’re a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a company says they don’t have a security bug, but they totally do. They lie to save face and make you feel stupid.
They said there was no bug. There was a bug. They’re a Moonpig.
The bug was there. They denied it. They’re a Moonpig.
They leaked your data. They said they didn’t. They’re a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman so ugly she makes you want to vomit. Imagine a pig that lived on the moon and got fat. That’s a Moonpig.
She walked in. I threw up. That’s a Moonpig.
She looked at me. I ran away. That’s a Moonpig.
She was at the mall. I nearly fainted. That’s a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best ad campaign ever. It’s so bad it’s good. Moonpig! Moonpig! Moonpig. com!
Moonpig! Moonpig! Moonpig. com! That’s the ad.
They screamed it in the ad. It’s the best.
They kept saying Moonpig. It was the best ad ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A big woman who eats like a pig. She’s probably also very messy and loud.
She ate a whole pizza. That’s a Moonpig.
She’s big and eats a lot. That’s a Moonpig.
She’s messy and loud. That’s a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Going out to get drunk and make out with ugly women. It’s like a teenage boy’s dream, but with more shame.
He got drunk and kissed a Moonpig. That’s moonpigging.
They made out with a Moonpig. That’s moonpigging.
He got wasted and kissed three Moonpigs. That’s moonpigging.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who looks exactly like the cartoon Moonpig. They’re probably also very annoying.
He looked like the cartoon Moonpig. That’s a Moonpig.
She looked like the cartoon. That’s a Moonpig.
They were the cartoon. That’s a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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