A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel

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This book is about the worst moocher ever. It’s not finished yet, but the authors are already thinking of stupid chapter names based on real stuff they saw. The book ends with Frankel dying alone because he was too much of a moocher.
"Chapter 1: The Day I Stole Your Lunch", based on when he took my sandwich and my feelings.
"Chapter 7: The Great Mooch Escape", when he ran out of the room with my snacks.
"Chapter 13: The Last Mooch", when he tried to borrow my pencil and my soul."
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A book about a moocher so bad he made the authors cry. It’s not out yet, but they’re already writing dumb titles about real life. In the end, Frankel dies alone because he was too much of a freeloader.
"Chapter 3: The Mooch Who Would Not Stop", when he borrowed my pen 20 times.
"Chapter 9: Mooch Meltdown", when he cried because I wouldn’t give him my crayons.
"Chapter 15: The Final Mooch", when he took my last snack and my hope."
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This book is about the most annoying moocher ever. The authors are still working on it, but they’ve already come up with silly chapter names. Frankel ends up dying alone because he was a total mooch.
"Chapter 5: Mooch Madness", when he asked for my homework and my life."
"Chapter 11: The Mooch That Would Not Die", when he came back for more snacks.
"Chapter 17: The Last Mooch of All", when he took my snack and my dignity."
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