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This book is about the worst moocher ever. It’s not finished yet, but the authors are already thinking of stupid chapter names based on real stuff they saw. The book ends with Frankel dying alone because he was too much of a moocher.
"Chapter 1: The Day I Stole Your Lunch", based on when he took my sandwich and my feelings.
"Chapter 7: The Great Mooch Escape", when he ran out of the room with my snacks.
"Chapter 13: The Last Mooch", when he tried to borrow my pencil and my soul."