A Moon Shaped Pool

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A poop-smelling pool of sadness that Radiohead threw out in 2016. It’s the gloomiest mess they ever made, but it’s also full of fancy tunes that make you feel like you’re crying at a funeral while dancing in a ditch.
I listened to this album while eating my breakfast and it turned my cereal into a sob story.
My dog hates this album. He howled at 'True Love Waits' like it was a death threat.
My ex called me a 'present tense mess' after I played this album on repeat for a week.
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Radiohead’s 2016 album that sounds like a broken heart got stuck in a blender. It’s the most weepy album they ever made, but it’s got some of the best songs that will make you feel like you’re being crushed by a giant jellyfish.
I cried so hard during 'Daydreaming' that my dad thought I was being bullied.
My girlfriend called this album 'the saddest love story ever told by a depressed person.'
I played this album during my math test and got a zero because I was too busy sobbing.
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Radiohead’s 2016 album that’s like being trapped in a sad cave with no exit. It’s the most emotional thing they ever made, but it also has some of the coolest songs that sound like a mad scientist invented music.
I got so depressed listening to this album that I ate my entire fridge in one night.
My teacher gave me a D for singing 'Present Tense' during a silent reading test.
My neighbor started crying during 'True Love Waits' and now he won’t stop.
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A 2016 Radiohead album that sounds like a drunk person tried to make a song. It’s the most gloomy album they ever made, but it also has some of the best tracks that make you feel like you’re being smothered by a wet blanket.
I was so sad after listening to this album that I tried to hug my cat to death.
My dog started howling at 'Daydreaming' like it was the end of the world.
I played this album at my mom’s funeral and she came back from the dead just to yell at me.
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Radiohead’s 2016 album that’s like a broken record player playing the saddest song ever. It’s the most emotional album they ever made, but it also has some of the best songs that will make you feel like you’re being crushed by a giant squid.
I listened to this album while doing my homework and I failed all my tests because I was too sad.
My dog started barking at 'Present Tense' like it was a ghost in the house.
My teacher gave me a zero for singing 'True Love Waits' during a history test.
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