A Moo Point

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A Moo Point is when someone’s dumb opinion is so useless it might as well come from a cow. It doesn’t matter, and no one cares.
My mom says I should be a baker. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks pizza should be green. That’s a Moo Point.
She thinks dogs are better than cats. That’s a Moo Point.
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A Moo Point is like a cow’s brain. It doesn’t matter, and it’s barely even a point.
He said the sky is purple. That’s a Moo Point.
She thinks math is cool. That’s a Moo Point.
He claims cats are actually aliens. That’s a Moo Point.
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A Moo Point is a thought so weak it doesn’t even deserve to be called a point. It’s like a cow said it.
He thinks ice cream should be made of dirt. That’s a Moo Point.
She said clouds are pink. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks Mondays are the best day. That’s a Moo Point.
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A Moo Point is when someone’s idea is so stupid it doesn’t matter. It’s like a cow gave it to you.
He thinks school is fun. That’s a Moo Point.
She said dogs are actually fish. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks the moon is made of cheese. That’s a Moo Point.
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A Moo Point is a point that doesn’t matter, and it’s probably from a cow. It’s not worth arguing about.
He thinks the sun is green. That’s a Moo Point.
She says bananas are better than apples. That’s a Moo Point.
He claims the Earth is flat. That’s a Moo Point.
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A Moo Point is when someone’s opinion is so dumb it might as well be from a cow. It doesn’t matter, and no one listens.
He thinks the sky is purple and green. That’s a Moo Point.
She said cats are made of cheese. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks the moon is alive. That’s a Moo Point.
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A Moo Point is when someone’s idea is so weak it doesn’t even matter. It’s like a cow wrote it.
He thinks the ocean is red. That’s a Moo Point.
She said humans are made of jelly. That’s a Moo Point.
He thinks the sun is a giant chicken. That’s a Moo Point.
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