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That cockroach came from the pits of hell and it smells like a dead dog.

I think that cockroach is the reason why my house is so dirty.

Cockroaches are like the worst kind of bug, and I hate them with every part of my soul.

That cockroach was so scary, it made me scream like I was being chased by a monster.

I saw that cockroach, and now I have nightmares every night.

Cockroaches are the reason I now have a fear of bugs.

That cockroach flew straight into my face like it was trying to kill me.

This cockroach is like a tiny cock that just won’t stop being annoying.

I think that cockroach is trying to take over my life, one face-blasting at a time.

My girl was hot as a fire, but he said he was gonna take a nap. I was like, 'You're not napping, you're running from a cockout.'

He said he was too tired, but I saw him checking his phone under the blanket. Cockout fail.

She was ready to go, but he said he was too tired. I told him, 'You're not tired, you're a cockout coward.'

He walked in with his junk hanging out like he was the main event. I was like, 'You're not hiding, you're a cockout.'

He was wearing tight pants, and his junk was out like it was on display. Classic cockout.

He came in with his cock out like he was trying to impress the whole block. Cockout energy at its finest.

My uncle looks like he was born in a landfill.

He tried to shave and now his legs look like a war zone.

He walks into a room and people run away screaming.

He’s got more hair down there than a raccoon in a taxidermy shop.

He tried to wear a swimsuit and it looked like a disaster movie.

His pubes are so full they’ve started their own band.

He’s got a full-on hairdo down there and nobody knows why.

He tried to sit down and it looked like a traffic jam.

He walked into a barber shop and the guy said, ‘We do legs too.’

'Yo, I’m a coady, I don’t need no job, I just need a flex.'

He tried to rob a convenience store and got caught by the manager’s dog.

He still wears the same hoodie from 2013 and calls it 'street style.'

'I tried to beat Preston at chess, and he won in 12 moves.'

'He still roots for the Vikings even though they lost 17 games last season.'

'He cried when the Vikings lost, and he didn’t even get a pizza.'

'He tried to be a Chad, but he just ended up being a coady.'

'He tried to flirt with the waitress and got kicked out.'

'He still thinks he’s cool, but no one believes him.'

'They think they’re the kings of Naas, but their dog is smarter than them.'

'They still use a cow for milk and call it 'royal service.'

'They tried to move to Dublin but got lost in the park.'

I spent $200 on a Coach Bag. It fell apart after one use. I’m now calling my mom.

Why pay $300 for a bag that’s going to disintegrate in a week? Just buy it at the mall.

I got a Coach Bag on sale for $100. It looks like it was made by a prisoner in a prison made of trash.

She gave me a Coach Bag for my birthday. I know she only did it so I wouldn’t tell her ex she was a backstabbing, status-hungry, greedy, lying, attention-seeking, shallow piece of trash.

I got a Coach Bag from my best friend. She only did it so I wouldn’t tell her ex she was a backstabbing, status-hungry, greedy, lying, attention-seeking, shallow piece of trash.

I got a Coach Bag from my ex. He only did it so I wouldn’t tell my best friend he was a backstabbing, status-hungry, greedy, lying, attention-seeking, shallow piece of trash.

She bought a Coach Bag with her paycheck. She thinks she’s rich. She’s not. She’s just lazy.

Every time she gets paid, she buys a Coach Bag. She thinks she’s rich. She’s not. She’s just broke.

She got another Coach Bag. She thinks she’s rich. She’s not. She’s just ugly.

That Coach Bag is her only way of feeling fancy. She’s just a middle-class whore who thinks she’s fancy.

She’s wearing her Coach Bag like it’s a crown. She’s just a middle-class whore who thinks she’s fancy.

She got a new Coach Bag and thinks she’s fancy. She’s just a middle-class whore who thinks she’s fancy.

My cousin’s wedding had 200 people in a barn with no idea what the hell was going on.

The school play had 30 kids trying to act out a play without a script.

My mom tried to make a cake for my brother’s birthday and ended up with a pancake that looked like a war zone.

My phone died during a Zoom meeting and I tried to talk to my boss while my dog barked at the screen.

I spilled coffee on my laptop during a presentation and now I have to give my speech in a bathrobe.

I forgot to bring my homework and had to explain it all while wearing pajamas.

My classroom was like a zoo during the fire drill.

My cousin’s car broke down in a parking garage with 10 other cars and no one knew what to do.

My brother’s friend group tried to sneak into a concert and ended up in a hallway with 50 other confused kids.

The Iraq War was like a bomb going off in America’s life.

My job turned into a nightmare when I got demoted and my boss started yelling at me every day.

My family vacation became a disaster when we got stuck in a snowstorm for three days.