A Coach Bag
A Coach Bag is a piece of junk made in China by lazy workers who don’t care if it falls apart. It’s only worth buying if you’re too cheap to pay full price at a real store.
I spent $200 on a Coach Bag. It fell apart after one use. I’m now calling my mom.
Why pay $300 for a bag that’s going to disintegrate in a week? Just buy it at the mall.
I got a Coach Bag on sale for $100. It looks like it was made by a prisoner in a prison made of trash.