A Cock Of Seagulls

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A guy with so much pubic hair it looks like a seagull flew into his pants and had a baby.

My uncle looks like he was born in a landfill.

He tried to shave and now his legs look like a war zone.

He walks into a room and people run away screaming.

A man whose pubic hair is so thick it could be used as a curtain for a Broadway show.

He’s got more hair down there than a raccoon in a taxidermy shop.

He tried to wear a swimsuit and it looked like a disaster movie.

His pubes are so full they’ve started their own band.

A dude with so much pubic hair it looks like a seagull threw a party in his crotch.

He’s got a full-on hairdo down there and nobody knows why.

He tried to sit down and it looked like a traffic jam.

He walked into a barber shop and the guy said, ‘We do legs too.’