A Cockroach

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A cockroach is a tiny, wrinkly, shriveled-up penis that doesn’t even try to be a cock.

My buddy’s cockroach looks like it was dipped in mud and stepped on by a horse.

That cockroach is so small, it’s like a penis from a 90-year-old man who hasn’t washed his socks in a decade.

This cockroach is so tiny, it’s like a cockroach that got run over by a bus and still managed to be annoying.

Cockroaches are the spawn of Satan, and they come to your house just to ruin your life.

Those cockroaches are like little demons sent from hell to make me scream in the middle of the night.

I swear, cockroaches are the reason I failed my math test.

Cockroaches are the reason I now hate my life, my family, and my existence.

Cockroaches are the nastiest little assholes that never die and make you scream like a baby.

That cockroach ran across my face like it was my enemy and I was just a piece of paper.

I stepped on a cockroach and it still made me scream like I was being tortured.

That cockroach was so annoying, it made me cry like I lost my best friend.

A cockroach is a bug that can survive anything, even a nuclear bomb, and it’s also a person who is annoying and never dies.

That cockroach survived a nuclear bomb and still came back to haunt me.

This cockroach is like a person who never stops being annoying.

I think that cockroach is immortal, because it came back after I hit it 50 times.

A cockroach is a gross, slimy, hell-born bug that came from the worst place in the universe.

That cockroach came from the pits of hell and it smells like a dead dog.

I think that cockroach is the reason why my house is so dirty.

Cockroaches are like the worst kind of bug, and I hate them with every part of my soul.

A cockroach is a terrifying bug that will haunt your dreams and make you scream.

That cockroach was so scary, it made me scream like I was being chased by a monster.

I saw that cockroach, and now I have nightmares every night.

Cockroaches are the reason I now have a fear of bugs.

A cockroach is a flying, face-blasting, tiny cock that you can’t escape.

That cockroach flew straight into my face like it was trying to kill me.

This cockroach is like a tiny cock that just won’t stop being annoying.

I think that cockroach is trying to take over my life, one face-blasting at a time.