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A Mutz
A mutz is a guy who owns so many guns he can’t fit them all in his house. His penis is so big, people think it’s a legend. Everyone else just thinks he’s crazy.
That mutz has a gun for every day of the week. And a half.
He said his penis is bigger than his house.
He shot a duck with a chainsaw gun. It was a mutz move.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mustache-Man
A guy who likes other guys. Usually wears leather and hangs out in gay bars. Not the same as a mustache ride, which is something else entirely.
My cousin is a mustache-man. He wears leather like it's his job.
That guy at the bar is a mustache-man. He's got a leather jacket and a smile that says 'I know your secrets.'
He says he's not a mustache-man. But he's been to 3 gay bars this week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mustache-Man
How you say Adolf Hitler without getting yelled at by YouTube. It’s like whispering ‘Fuhrer’ in a library.
I said ‘A Mustache-Man’ and YouTube didn’t ban me. I got away with it.
He whispered ‘A Mustache-Man’ in the quietest voice possible. No one noticed.
I just said ‘A Mustache-Man’ and it felt like I was in a secret society.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mustache-Man
A tiny man who loves killing people. He’s a genocide-loving midget with a hate for big people.
That little man in the corner is a mustache-man. He’s got a genocide plan and a tiny mustache.
He’s a midget who thinks he’s the boss of the world. He’s a mustache-man.
He’s been killing people for years. He’s a mustache-man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mustache-Man
A guy with a mustache. Not much more to it. Maybe he’s a mustache-riding man. Maybe not.
He’s got a mustache. That’s it. He’s a mustache-man.
He says he’s a mustache-man. He’s got a mustache and nothing else.
That guy has a mustache. So he’s a mustache-man. Simple.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mustache-Man
The guy on the trumpet music book who tries to convince you he’s got a big trumpet. He doesn’t. He just wants you to be his friend.
That trumpet guy is trying to entice me. He says his trumpet is big. It’s not.
He told me his trumpet is big. I looked at it. It’s not.
He said his trumpet is big. I laughed. It’s not.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mustache-Man
When you do oral sex on a woman while she’s on her period and you have a mouthful of chewing tobacco. You might end up with a red mustache from all the blood and spit.
He did oral sex with a mouthful of tobacco. He got a red mustache. It was gross.
She was on her period. He had tobacco in his mouth. He got a red mustache.
He did it right. He got a red mustache. He looked like a monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mustache-Man
Hitler, but chill. Like he’s just hanging out and not trying to take over the world.
He’s like Hitler, but he’s just chilling.
He’s a casual Hitler. He doesn’t want to conquer the world.
He’s Hitler, but he’s not trying to be a tyrant. He’s just a mustache-man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a holy roller with Israeli roots who thinks they're the chosen people and everyone else is a sinner.
My cousin said he's a Mutumishan because he eats pizza and prays to Jesus every day.
My aunt tried to convert me by saying I was a Mutumishan and I needed to repent.
My friend’s Mutumishan dad said the devil was in the fridge and I shouldn’t eat cereal before church.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli blood who thinks they're better than everyone else and will tell you all about it.
My Mutumishan teacher said I was going to hell because I didn’t know my multiplication tables.
My Mutumishan neighbor yelled at me for wearing a hat on Sunday.
My Mutumishan cousin said I wasn’t saved unless I ate a hot dog at church.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a holy mess with Israeli genes who thinks they’re the only ones who matter and will fight you over it.
My Mutumishan uncle fought my dad over who was the real chosen people.
My Mutumishan friend said I had to pray to both Jesus and the Israeli god.
My Mutumishan cousin said I couldn’t watch TV unless I said a prayer first.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli roots who thinks they’re special and will tell you all about it.
My Mutumishan brother said I was cursed because I didn’t know the Lord’s Prayer.
My Mutumishan friend said I couldn’t eat pizza unless I said a prayer first.
My Mutumishan cousin said I was going to hell because I didn’t know my ABCs.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli blood who thinks they’re the only ones who matter and will fight you over it.
My Mutumishan uncle fought my dad over who was the real chosen people.
My Mutumishan friend said I had to pray to both Jesus and the Israeli god.
My Mutumishan cousin said I couldn’t watch TV unless I said a prayer first.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a holy mess with Israeli roots who thinks they’re the chosen people and everyone else is a sinner.
My cousin said he's a Mutumishan because he eats pizza and prays to Jesus every day.
My aunt tried to convert me by saying I was a Mutumishan and I needed to repent.
My friend’s Mutumishan dad said the devil was in the fridge and I shouldn’t eat cereal before church.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Murphy
A Murphy is when your life turns into a nightmare so fast it feels like your mom took your phone and your dad gave you a time-out at the same time. Everything bad happens in one day, and it gets worse every hour, like your girlfriend’s parents caught you doing something gross, you got caught smoking weed, and your pet goldfish died in the toilet.
My day started with a detention and ended with my dog eating my homework.
I got caught cheating, my crush broke up with me, and my mom yelled at me for eating my brother’s lunch.
I failed math, got grounded, and my fish died in the microwave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Murphy
A Murphy is when your pants are so tight they get stuck between your butt cheeks, like you’re wearing a wedgie but it’s also a wedgie that’s mad at you.
I tried to sit down and my pants got stuck. It was like my butt was holding a grudge.
My pants were stuck so tight I had to ask my dog for help.
My pants got stuck, and my mom laughed at me like it was the best joke ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Murphy
A Murphy is the guy who’s like the best friend you never had. He’ll lend you his last dollar, help you cheat on a test, and still call you a friend when you fail everything.
My Murphy lent me his last dollar so I could buy pizza and then failed math.
He helped me cheat on my test and still called me a friend when I got caught.
He gave me his shirt when I had no clothes and still made me do my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Murphy
A Murphy is the perfect name for a giraffe because they’re tall, calm, and sometimes they just stand there like they’re thinking about life.
My giraffe is named Murphy because it’s tall and looks like it’s judging me.
My friend’s giraffe is a Murphy because it stands still like it’s thinking about life.
My giraffe is named Murphy because it looks like it’s about to burst from all the snacks it eats.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Murphy
A Murphy is a beer that tastes like it was made in the middle of a junkyard. It’s thick, it’s dark, and it makes you want to drink it all day.
That Murphy beer tastes like it was made in the middle of a junkyard.
I drank Murphy beer and it made me feel like I was inside a trash can.
That beer is so thick, it looked like it had a face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Murphy
A Murphy is when your thong is so wedged in your crotch that it’s like your vagina is eating your underwear and it’s not even sorry.
My thong got stuck so bad my crotch started a war.
My thong was wedged in so tight it looked like it was hiding from a monster.
My thong was in my crotch and my vagina was eating it like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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