A Murphy
A Murphy is when your pants are so tight they get stuck between your butt cheeks, like you’re wearing a wedgie but it’s also a wedgie that’s mad at you.
I tried to sit down and my pants got stuck. It was like my butt was holding a grudge.
My pants were stuck so tight I had to ask my dog for help.
My pants got stuck, and my mom laughed at me like it was the best joke ever.