A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a holy mess with Israeli roots who thinks they’re the chosen people and everyone else is a sinner.
My cousin said he's a Mutumishan because he eats pizza and prays to Jesus every day.
My aunt tried to convert me by saying I was a Mutumishan and I needed to repent.
My friend’s Mutumishan dad said the devil was in the fridge and I shouldn’t eat cereal before church.