A Mustache-Man

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A guy who likes other guys. Usually wears leather and hangs out in gay bars. Not the same as a mustache ride, which is something else entirely.
My cousin is a mustache-man. He wears leather like it's his job.
That guy at the bar is a mustache-man. He's got a leather jacket and a smile that says 'I know your secrets.'
He says he's not a mustache-man. But he's been to 3 gay bars this week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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How you say Adolf Hitler without getting yelled at by YouTube. It’s like whispering ‘Fuhrer’ in a library.
I said ‘A Mustache-Man’ and YouTube didn’t ban me. I got away with it.
He whispered ‘A Mustache-Man’ in the quietest voice possible. No one noticed.
I just said ‘A Mustache-Man’ and it felt like I was in a secret society.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny man who loves killing people. He’s a genocide-loving midget with a hate for big people.
That little man in the corner is a mustache-man. He’s got a genocide plan and a tiny mustache.
He’s a midget who thinks he’s the boss of the world. He’s a mustache-man.
He’s been killing people for years. He’s a mustache-man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy with a mustache. Not much more to it. Maybe he’s a mustache-riding man. Maybe not.
He’s got a mustache. That’s it. He’s a mustache-man.
He says he’s a mustache-man. He’s got a mustache and nothing else.
That guy has a mustache. So he’s a mustache-man. Simple.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy on the trumpet music book who tries to convince you he’s got a big trumpet. He doesn’t. He just wants you to be his friend.
That trumpet guy is trying to entice me. He says his trumpet is big. It’s not.
He told me his trumpet is big. I looked at it. It’s not.
He said his trumpet is big. I laughed. It’s not.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you do oral sex on a woman while she’s on her period and you have a mouthful of chewing tobacco. You might end up with a red mustache from all the blood and spit.
He did oral sex with a mouthful of tobacco. He got a red mustache. It was gross.
She was on her period. He had tobacco in his mouth. He got a red mustache.
He did it right. He got a red mustache. He looked like a monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Hitler, but chill. Like he’s just hanging out and not trying to take over the world.
He’s like Hitler, but he’s just chilling.
He’s a casual Hitler. He doesn’t want to conquer the world.
He’s Hitler, but he’s not trying to be a tyrant. He’s just a mustache-man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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