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A woman who’s got a chest so small it’s like it’s hiding from the world

It’s when someone acts like they’re in a weird fantasy world and thinks they’re cool for no reason

It’s when someone is too dumb to know they’re being silly and still thinks they’re the best

It’s when someone acts like they’re in a weird fantasy and they’re the hero even though they’re not

It’s when someone is so lost in their own fantasy they forget they’re being ridiculous

It’s when someone is too obsessed with their fantasy to notice they’re being laughed at

It’s when someone is stuck in their own weird world and can’t see the real one

A dad cap is a helmet you wear when you’re too lazy to think and too dumb to live.

A dad cap is what happens when a man gives up on life and just stares at the sky.

A dad cap is the only thing keeping a man from getting kicked out of a room.

A guy with a gut like a donut and a chest like a mountain who thinks he's hot stuff but girls just laugh and wonder if he’s faking it

A man who looks like he’s been hit by a truck and a beer keg at the same time and still thinks he’s a ladies’ man

A man with a gut that could hold a lake and a chest that looks like it’s been hit by a brick wall and still thinks he’s a heartthrob

A dad bod is when a man turns into a squishy, round meatball instead of a tough, firm steak. It happens when he stops caring about his body and starts caring about his beer, his kids, and his second mortgage.

A dad bod is what happens to a man who used to be a beast but now eats three meals and a Snickers bar for breakfast. He still lifts sometimes, but only if the beer is cold.

A dad bod is when a man has the body of a dad. It’s like a dad who never left the house, never took a shower, and ate a whole pizza by himself.

A dad bod is what fat guys call their body so they can pretend they’re not fat. It’s like a fat man who says he’s just ‘comfortable’ and ‘relaxing’ instead of ‘a pig’.

A dad bod is when a man still has a six-pack but also a belly that says, 'I drank that beer and I ate that whole pizza.' He’s a dad who can lift weights but also eat a whole meal in one sitting.

A dad bod is what happens to a man when life throws him a job, a wife, and a bunch of kids. He goes from a hard, tough body to a soft, lazy mess that eats pizza and drinks beer.

A dad bod is when you have a job, responsibilities, and enough money to say 'guacamole is extra' without blinking. You’re too busy being a dad to worry about your body.