Dad bod
A dad bod is when a man has the body of a dad. It’s like a dad who never left the house, never took a shower, and ate a whole pizza by himself.
I’m not fat. I’m a dad. And I have a dad bod.
My dad bod is like a dad who also works a second job at the pizza place.
I have a dad bod. I don’t need a gym. I need a pizza and a nap.