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A guy with a gut like a donut and a chest like a mountain who thinks he's hot stuff but girls just laugh and wonder if he’s faking it
My dad has a dad bod plus and still thinks he’s a heartthrob. I saw him flirting with a salad.
He tried to pick me up at the mall. I nearly died from laughter.
He asked me if I was into 'mature men' and I told him I was into 'people who aren’t fat'.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who looks like he’s been hit by a truck and a beer keg at the same time and still thinks he’s a ladies’ man
He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill.
He asked me out and said, 'I’ve got a gut and a chest. What more could you want?'
He tried to impress me with his 'mystery meat' and I told him I already had a full meal.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man with a gut that could hold a lake and a chest that looks like it’s been hit by a brick wall and still thinks he’s a heartthrob
He tried to ask me out and said, 'I’ve got a gut and a chest. I’m basically a superhero.'
He asked me if I was into 'gut and chest men' and I told him I was into 'men who aren’t gross'.
He walked into a room and said, 'I’m the king of the dad bod plus.' I told him he was the king of cringe.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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