Dad bod plus
A man who looks like he’s been hit by a truck and a beer keg at the same time and still thinks he’s a ladies’ man
He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill.
He asked me out and said, 'I’ve got a gut and a chest. What more could you want?'
He tried to impress me with his 'mystery meat' and I told him I already had a full meal.