Dad cap - A dad cap is the only thing keeping a man from getting kicke

A dad cap is the only thing keeping a man from getting kicked out of a room.

I wore my dad cap to the bar. The bouncer let me in because I looked like a sad dad.

My dad cap saved me from getting beat up. It looked like I had a plan.

I wore my dad cap to the party. Everyone thought I was the life of the party. I wasn’t.