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A guy who looks like he should be dead, not just having a beer at 7-Eleven. Maybe he already has a kid who’s taller than him.

A dad who celebrates a new baby by getting a blow job from a random woman, like it’s a holiday and he’s the president.

A dad who only shows up when he feels like it and thinks he's the main character of your life

The worst thing you can have in your life, like a bad pizza that's also on fire

To zoom down the street like a fart in a wind tunnel, excited enough to make a butthole blush, but not fast enough to scare a grandma.

To roll down the street like a drunk man on a motorbike, happy as hell but not fast enough to make a ghost cry.

To drive like you’re on a mission from the devil, but you’re too lazy to actually go full speed.

The absolute best way your dad can make you feel like a total winner.

When your dad gives you the thumbs up like you just completed a marathon and he's the only one who knows you're still sore.

When your dad thinks you're the most amazing human being on the planet, even though you just spilled juice on his shirt.

When your dad thinks you're the best kid ever, even though you just told him you want to be a pirate when you grow up.

When your dad thinks you're the most awesome kid in the whole world, even though you just told him you want to be a wizard when you grow up.

A guy who looks good but doesn't act like he's the center of the universe. He's got brains and a heart, not just a face.

A guy who’s good-looking but doesn’t think he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He's the kind of guy who’ll stay late to fix your car instead of bragging about it.

A guy who’s handsome but doesn’t act like he’s the king of the world. He’s more like a guy who’s got the looks but also got the sense to be nice.

A guy who’s got the looks but doesn’t think he’s the most important person in the room. He’s more like a guy who would stay late to help you instead of talking about how good he looks.

A guy who's got the looks but doesn’t think he's the best thing since sliced bread. He’s more like a guy who would save your life and still ask if you want a sandwich.

A guy who’s got the looks but doesn’t act like he’s the center of the universe. He’s more like a guy who would stay up late to help you with your problems.

A woman who has a chest so tiny it looks like she forgot to bring her own boobs to the party

A lady whose chest is so small it’s like she was born with a side of sarcasm