Dad fast

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To zoom down the street like a fart in a wind tunnel, excited enough to make a butthole blush, but not fast enough to scare a grandma.

I did the dad fast and my neighbor’s dog ran into the street screaming like a maniac.

He did the dad fast and got stuck behind a slowpoke turtle.

I was doing the dad fast when I accidentally knocked over a mailbox and got a ticket.

To roll down the street like a drunk man on a motorbike, happy as hell but not fast enough to make a ghost cry.

I did the dad fast and my kid laughed so hard he peed his pants.

She did the dad fast and barely avoided a trash can.

I did the dad fast and got stuck behind a school bus full of screaming kids.

To drive like you’re on a mission from the devil, but you’re too lazy to actually go full speed.

He did the dad fast and got stuck behind a man who was eating a burrito while driving.

I did the dad fast and my dog ran out of the car and started dancing.

She did the dad fast and got stuck behind a car that was moving like a snail.