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Dad it
A magical disappearing act. Like your clean clothes after you wear them 10 times.
Dad it, my clean clothes are gone and I have no idea why.
Dad it, I have no clean clothes left and I'm about to cry.
Dad it, I wore my shirt 12 times and it's still clean.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad it
A human tornado that either kicks your ass or gives you a million dollars.
Dad it, my dad gave me $500 and now I'm rich.
Dad it, my dad stole my food and now I'm hungry.
Dad it, my dad gave me $500 and now I'm rich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad it
The morning after a night of drinking that looks like a paint spill from hell.
Dad it, my stool looked like a murder scene and I didn't even kill anyone.
Dad it, my poop was black and I looked like a ghost.
Dad it, I drank 10 beers and now my poop is green.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad it
A mystery. Like why your mom left you for a man who smells like a sock drawer.
Dad it, why did my mom leave me for a guy who smells like a sock drawer?
Dad it, I don't know why my mom left me for that guy.
Dad it, my mom left me for a guy who smells like a sock drawer and now I'm confused.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad it
A one-way ticket. Like your dreams when you fail a test and your mom yells.
Dad it, my dreams are gone and I failed math.
Dad it, my mom yelled at me and now I'm sad.
Dad it, my dreams are gone and I failed math.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad is helping me hang a shelf
Your dad is pretending to help you hang a shelf while actually licking your butt and calling you his favorite son.
My dad said he was fixing the shelf, but I know he was just trying to get a taste of my behind.
He said he was holding the ladder, but I swear he was sniffing my crotch the whole time.
Dad told me he was done, but I saw him eating my butt like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad is helping me hang a shelf
Your dad is doing your homework while pretending to hang a shelf so he can get extra bacon for breakfast.
He said he was helping me hang the shelf, but I know he was just cheating on his math test.
Dad was pretending to hold the shelf up, but he was actually copying my science project.
He said he was done, but I found his test paper stuck to the wall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad is helping me hang a shelf
Your dad is trying to get your mom to come out of the bathroom by pretending to hang a shelf.
He said he was helping me hang the shelf, but he was really yelling at my mom to come out of the bathroom.
Dad was pretending to nail the shelf, but he was actually shouting, 'You’re not hiding from me anymore!'
He told me he was done, but I heard him whisper, 'Come out, I know you’re in there.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad is helping me hang a shelf
Your dad is pretending to hang a shelf so he can steal your snacks and eat them in peace.
He said he was helping me hang the shelf, but he was just stealing my chips.
Dad was pretending to hold the shelf up, but he was actually eating my candy bar.
He told me he was done, but I found his face covered in my snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad is helping me hang a shelf
Your dad is pretending to hang a shelf while actually spying on your mom and making faces at her.
He said he was helping me hang the shelf, but he was really making faces at my mom through the wall.
Dad was pretending to nail the shelf, but he was actually giving my mom the finger.
He told me he was done, but I saw him winking at my mom like he was in love.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad is helping me hang a shelf
Your dad is doing the shelf thing just so he can use your phone and not get in trouble for texting your mom.
He said he was helping me hang the shelf, but he was really texting my mom.
Dad was pretending to hold the shelf, but he was actually typing messages on my phone.
He told me he was done, but I saw him delete the messages he sent my mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad humor
A laugh that only happens when your dad makes a joke so bad it smells like old gym socks and regret.
'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... and then die.'
'I'm not fat. I'm a little round.'
'I don't need a girlfriend. My dog already gives me attention.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad humor
A type of laugh that only happens when your dad says something so stupid it makes your mom facepalm and your brother snort-laugh in the middle of math class.
'I'm not old. I'm just a little mature.'
'I could bench-press a cow.'
'I don't have a problem with my hair. It just has a problem with me.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad humor
A kind of joke so cheesy it could be used as a sandwich and still taste like disappointment.
'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.'
'I'm not lazy. I'm just energy efficient.'
'I don't need a phone. I have a wallet and a brain.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad hontar
a dad who never stops talking and thinks he’s the most important person in the world
He talked about his job for 20 minutes during dinner and didn’t even notice I was eating pizza.
He interrupted my video game to tell me about his coworker’s bad hair day.
He started a debate about whether ketchup is a sauce or a food group during the movie.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad hontar
a dad who thinks he’s cool but is just loud and bad at everything
He tried to do a TikTok dance and fell off the couch.
He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy during the Super Bowl.
He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad hontar
a dad who won’t stop bragging about his own life and thinks everyone else is stupid
He told me his coworker’s dog is smarter than me and I’m not even a dog.
He claims he can beat my mom in a spelling bee and he can’t even spell ‘Wednesday’.
He told me his boss is a genius and I’m just a ‘regular person’ who ‘doesn’t know anything’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad holster
A fancy phone holder that dads wear like it's the most important thing ever. It's basically a phone case with a belt.
My dad wears his dad holster like it's a badge of honor. I'm still stuck with the old flip phone.
He tried to text me while walking. The dad holster fell off. He looked like a fool.
My dad's dad holster is so worn out it looks like it's been through a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad holster
A phone holder that looks like it was stolen from a cop. Dads wear it like it's a part of their identity.
My dad tried to call me while doing a dance. The dad holster got tangled in his pants. It was a disaster.
He bought a dad holster and now it's the only thing he wears. I think he forgot how to dress.
My dad's dad holster is so loud it makes my phone ring in my head.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad holster
A phone holder that makes dad feel like a superhero. It's basically a belt with a phone on it. It's also a sign of weakness.
My dad's dad holster has more stickers than my phone. He's basically a walking ad.
He tried to send a text while riding a bike. The dad holster flew off. He looked like a fool.
My dad's dad holster is so dirty it looks like it's been through a mud fight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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