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a dad who never stops talking and thinks he’s the most important person in the world
He talked about his job for 20 minutes during dinner and didn’t even notice I was eating pizza.
He interrupted my video game to tell me about his coworker’s bad hair day.
He started a debate about whether ketchup is a sauce or a food group during the movie.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a dad who thinks he’s cool but is just loud and bad at everything
He tried to do a TikTok dance and fell off the couch.
He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy during the Super Bowl.
He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a dad who won’t stop bragging about his own life and thinks everyone else is stupid
He told me his coworker’s dog is smarter than me and I’m not even a dog.
He claims he can beat my mom in a spelling bee and he can’t even spell ‘Wednesday’.
He told me his boss is a genius and I’m just a ‘regular person’ who ‘doesn’t know anything’.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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