Discover Slang

Dad pussy is when you’re too gay to get a real cat, so you settle for your dad’s old, smelly, inbred ass.

Dad pussy is the gayest thing you can do on a Saturday if you don’t have a cat or a life.

Dad pussy is when you think someone is so stupid, they might as well be your dad’s inbred cousin.

A dad parade is when one kid shoves their face into their dad's shoulder and the dad gets carried away like a stupid man, making all the other dads feel like they need to prove they're not weak.

A dad parade is when a kid hops on their dad's shoulder and suddenly all the other kids think their dads are the best and start fighting over who can carry them the farthest.

A dad parade is when one kid gets carried by their dad and suddenly it's a war of who can carry the most kids without falling over or losing their sanity.

the meaty middle when you’re too fat for a six pack but still too proud to admit you’re a dad

when your gut is so strong, it could beat up a six pack and still have time to laugh

the gut of a man who thinks he’s still in shape but also thinks he’s still young

A dad who thinks he's still 12 and can out-splash any kid in the pool. He flings kids like they’re bricks and laughs like a maniac while trying to prove he’s the most fun dad ever.

A dad who’s so gone, he might as well be dead. He’s only coming back when he’s got money or he’s got a new girlfriend. You left him. He left you. Now he’s back with a suitcase full of cash and a new love interest.

Grunts, throat clears, mumbled nonsense, snot rockets, and anything that sounds like your dad just saw a ghost and got a wedgie all at once.

A tiny, sudden 'Uh' that slips out when you're bending over, like your dad just got caught doing something embarrassing.

A fat ass nigga or a regular nigga who tells stupid dad jokes and is too gay to leave his family. They are probably niggas with kids.

A real big nigga or a okay nigga who tells stupid jokes and is so gay he still talks to his ex-wife. They are most likely niggas with kids.

A huge nigga or a normal nigga who tells bad jokes and is too gay to leave his family. They are the type of niggas who have kids.

A man who still goes in for a cheeky lip-smack with his dad like he’s still in primary school. They’re the kind of guy who let their dad walk all over them and still call them ‘buddy’.

A Queensland cunt who still shoves their lips against their dad’s like they’re trying to impress him. They’re the kind of guy who still let their dad give them a piggyback ride.

A big fat zero. Like your brain when you can't find your phone.

Vanished like your last dollar when you buy a soda.