Dad of the Year

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A dad who thinks he's still 12 and can out-splash any kid in the pool. He flings kids like they’re bricks and laughs like a maniac while trying to prove he’s the most fun dad ever.
My dad threw me into the deep end and said, 'You’re gonna learn to swim or I’ll drown you.'
He splashed my cousin so hard, she cried and got a cramp.
He did a cannonball so big, the lifeguard yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who’s so gone, he might as well be dead. He’s only coming back when he’s got money or he’s got a new girlfriend. You left him. He left you. Now he’s back with a suitcase full of cash and a new love interest.
He came back after 5 years with a suitcase and a new girl. I knew he’d be gone again in 2 days.
He said he was gone because he was ‘making money’ but he was just playing video games.
He left me for a year because he ‘had to find himself.’ He found a new girlfriend and a new job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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