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Dad pussy is the gayest thing you can do on a Saturday if you don’t have a cat or a life.

I watched my uncle do dad pussy in the backyard while my dog peed on his shoes.

My cousin tried to do dad pussy with my dad’s old friend, and it looked like a wrestling match.

My dad’s dad did dad pussy with a goat, and now he’s in the hospital.