Dad pussy

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Dad pussy is when you’re too gay to get a real cat, so you settle for your dad’s old, smelly, inbred ass.

My uncle tried to fuck my dog, but it wasn’t dad pussy. It was just bad judgment.

I called my dad’s cousin dad pussy because he smells like a rotten sock and a dead raccoon.

My mom’s boyfriend tried to call me dad pussy, but I told him to go fuck himself and his dad.

Dad pussy is the gayest thing you can do on a Saturday if you don’t have a cat or a life.

I watched my uncle do dad pussy in the backyard while my dog peed on his shoes.

My cousin tried to do dad pussy with my dad’s old friend, and it looked like a wrestling match.

My dad’s dad did dad pussy with a goat, and now he’s in the hospital.

Dad pussy is when you think someone is so stupid, they might as well be your dad’s inbred cousin.

I called my teacher dad pussy because he failed me and then cried.

My brother did dad pussy on my mom’s new boyfriend, and now he’s in trouble.

My dad’s cousin called my dog dad pussy, and now my dog hates him.