Dad parade
A dad parade is when one kid shoves their face into their dad's shoulder and the dad gets carried away like a stupid man, making all the other dads feel like they need to prove they're not weak.
My dad carried me like I was a baby and my uncle had to carry my brother because he didn't want to look bad.
Dad 1: 'I can carry her!' Dad 2: 'I can carry two of them!' Dad 3: 'I can carry the whole damn family!' (He couldn't.)
My dad carried me like a moron and my neighbor's dad tried to carry his kid and fell over.