Dad noises

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Grunts, throat clears, mumbled nonsense, snot rockets, and anything that sounds like your dad just saw a ghost and got a wedgie all at once.
My dad made a noise like a dying goat during my math test.
He let out a snot rocket so loud it woke up the neighbor's dog.
He tried to whisper 'I love you' but it came out as a series of grunts and throat clears.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A tiny, sudden 'Uh' that slips out when you're bending over, like your dad just got caught doing something embarrassing.
He let out a 'Uh' when he bent over to tie his shoe, like he was hiding a secret.
He said 'Uh' while bending over to pick up a sock, like he was about to confess to murder.
He made a tiny 'Uh' when he bent over to grab a beer, like he was hiding a tattoo.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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