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A fat ass nigga or a regular nigga who tells stupid dad jokes and is too gay to leave his family. They are probably niggas with kids.
Yo, I told my kid, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' He said, 'To get to the other side.' I said, 'That’s not funny!' He said, 'You’re the one who’s not funny.'
My dad said, 'I’m like a pizza, warm, round, and full of crap.' I asked him why he’s full of crap. He said, 'Because I’m a dad niggas.'
My dad niggas texted me: 'I’m gonna be the best dad ever. I swear. I won’t let my kids eat cereal for dinner.' Then he sent a photo of a bowl of cereal.