Dad niggas

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A fat ass nigga or a regular nigga who tells stupid dad jokes and is too gay to leave his family. They are probably niggas with kids.
Yo, I told my kid, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' He said, 'To get to the other side.' I said, 'That’s not funny!' He said, 'You’re the one who’s not funny.'
My dad said, 'I’m like a pizza, warm, round, and full of crap.' I asked him why he’s full of crap. He said, 'Because I’m a dad niggas.'
My dad niggas texted me: 'I’m gonna be the best dad ever. I swear. I won’t let my kids eat cereal for dinner.' Then he sent a photo of a bowl of cereal.
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A real big nigga or a okay nigga who tells stupid jokes and is so gay he still talks to his ex-wife. They are most likely niggas with kids.
My dad niggas told me, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' I told him, 'You’re not funny.' He said, 'I’m a dad niggas.'
My dad niggas called me and said, 'I’m gonna be the best dad ever. I swear. I won’t let my kids eat cereal for breakfast.' Then he sent a picture of his kids eating cereal at 7 a. m.
My dad niggas said, 'I’m like a pizza. Warm, round, and full of crap.' I asked why he’s full of crap. He said, 'Because I’m a dad niggas.'
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A huge nigga or a normal nigga who tells bad jokes and is too gay to leave his family. They are the type of niggas who have kids.
My dad niggas texted me, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' I said, 'That’s not funny.' He said, 'I’m a dad niggas.'
My dad niggas said, 'I’m like a pizza, warm, round, and full of crap.' I asked him why he’s full of crap. He said, 'Because I’m a dad niggas.'
My dad niggas told me, 'I’m gonna be the best dad ever. I swear. I won’t let my kids eat cereal for dinner.' Then he sent a picture of my sister eating cereal at midnight.
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