Dad holster
A phone holder that looks like it was stolen from a cop. Dads wear it like it's a part of their identity.
My dad tried to call me while doing a dance. The dad holster got tangled in his pants. It was a disaster.
He bought a dad holster and now it's the only thing he wears. I think he forgot how to dress.
My dad's dad holster is so loud it makes my phone ring in my head.